do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
literally every problem can be solved with the sniff test. undies you’re not sure if you’ve worn? sniff test. grandmas been lying awfully still the last few days? sniff test. yoghurts been sitting in the fridge for two months? nah man harden the fuck up just eat it dont be a pussy.
does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock
me and my beautiful cock
uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t want no man comin’ in here acting like he owns the place
im literally called cock girl haven’t you seen my posts
i got you beat sorry cock girl
ever heard the saying quality is better than quantity?
sorry babe but
my cocks are very quality
omg, please go out or kiss or something
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative